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Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily

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Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily – breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!” - 

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WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE

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1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farmlands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

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Uche thief fridge Ooo

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Uche a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big  refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon  looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed I order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be

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NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS

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Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done.

*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem.

*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny

*Today’s newspaperna tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever

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