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Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 487 hits.
Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily – breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!” -  {loadposition ADV}

Give me your money, You can’t do this! I’m a Nigerian Senator

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 1370 hits.
Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Stubborn, the rich man replied, “You can’t do this! I’m a Nigerian Senator!” “In that case,” replied the thief, “give me MY money!” {loadposition ADV}    

sorry girls mummy says

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 320 hits.
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Mom and Dad Funny Jokes

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 473 hits.
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WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 380 hits.
  1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. 2. My son, a woman could be agood wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farmlands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office. 4...

Uche thief fridge Ooo

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 523 hits.
Uche a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big  refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon  looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed I order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be

NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 509 hits.
Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done. *No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem. *Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny *Today’s newspaperna tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever

America NO PASS Naija, Everything they get we get am too

Posted in Jokes on 20 June 2015. 389 hits.
Everything they get we get am too; They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage. They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY!
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